逗比英语句子 精选114句
1、曾经的海枯石烂，抵不过好聚好散。
2、我们不是情侣，我们只是爱情的搬运工。
3、对于美女来说，两眼就行了，转身告诉自己，我她们好。
4、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
5、Since ancient times, passionate and empty hate, really hate iron can't be made of steel! uuuuuuuuuu
6、应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。
7、You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.
8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9、天上没有白馅饼，倒着白砖。
10、你玩儿的叫潜水，哥玩儿的叫潜伏。
11、Better hit the wall than go home.
12、As the saying goes, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw!
13、我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。
14、理想就像内衣，但不能证明你有！
15、宁可去碰壁，也不要回家面壁。
16、给你最大的报复，就是活的比你幸福。
17、More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.
18、There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop there.
19、好看的锁骨千篇一律，有趣的肚腩弹来弹去。
20、承认自己的伟大，就是认同自己的愚疑。
21、待你长发及腰，送你一把剪刀。
22、I asked the fan if I was ugly. It shook its head all night.
23、这个世间只有圆滑，没有圆满的。
24、Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.
25、We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！
26、只许喜欢我，这不是愿望，这是命令。
27、Beautiful women look the same, but dinosaurs have their own ugliness.
28、我的原则是:人不犯我，我不犯人；人犯我，我就生死！
29、学海无涯钱做舟，书山有路抄捷径。
30、你脑袋别晃荡好吗，全是水咣当咣当的。
31、**all as the bird is, it plays with the whole sky.
32、Close your left eye and see your lovely shyness.
33、It's hard to love someone, but harder to give up the person you love.
34、You play diving, brother play latent.
35、The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.
36、尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。
37、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
38、We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.
39、我是水神，我为自己带盐！
40、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。
41、I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.
42、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
43、An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao
44、You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
45、我视金钱为粪土，我爸视我为化粪池。
46、我看你是路走的太多了，迷路了吧。
47、You are cheap and promising. You are full of foreign spirit.
48、常言道，冰冻三尺，非微波炉不能解冻！
49、Once the sea withered and the rocks rotted, but good gathering and good scattering.
50、There is no fate be**een us. It depends on my face.
51、有些人靠实力，而我靠丰富的想象力。
52、你自己没那个能力，就别说别人太势力。
53、如果你不**，我们还是好朋友。
54、Thinking of how far,how far you roll; light how fast,how fast you roll.
55、请勿骚扰，本人正在骚扰别人。
56、虽然我不喜欢海鲜，但美人鱼还是可以接受的。
57、A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下
58、Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.
59、A tall order 强人所难
60、You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
61、努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。
62、我跟你不熟，但你可以拿钱来跟我套近乎。
63、我这人从不记仇，一般有仇当场我就报了。
64、**都长一个样，恐龙却各有各的丑。
65、建议你换一换，你的女友很平凡。
66、This world is only **ooth, there is no perfect.
67、Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
68、别跟姐说白头偕老，姐要的是永远黑发飘飘。
69、把快乐建在我之上，你以为你就是快乐的吗。
70、祖国的花朵，开一朵我踩一朵。
71、我只要吃得够快，脂肪就追不上我。
72、How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
73、富贵不能淫，贫贱不能移，威武不能屈。
74、我很好，我没事，只是有点想砍人。
75、If you don't pretend to push, we're still good friends.
76、you raise me up 你太抬举我了
77、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
78、I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.
79、若不是我变了模样，便是你淡忘了时光。
80、I think you've gone too far. You're lost.
81、不想讨人喜欢，只想做个迷人的坏蛋。
82、I don't want to be likeable, I just want to be a charming villain.
83、We say we can't be separated, we should always be together.
84、我自横刀向天笑，笑完我就去睡觉。
85、Life's words for you compose rock and roll poems.
86、少拍点照，不然你自卑感会出来的。
87、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
88、分手快乐，祝你快乐，你找不到比我更好的。
89、Please don't harass. I'm harassing others.
90、Living half are bad luck,the other half is how to handle it.
91、你无法叫醒一个不回你消息的人，但是红包能。
92、If you can't be a lover, then let's be strangers.
93、本想华丽的转身，不料低调的撞墙。
94、You are now the ***** second party, ***** and second.
95、My principle is: the person does not make me,I do not prisoners; if the person make me,I will getangry!
96、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
97、You are very kind, especially when you are sorry.
98、学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么要学？
99、Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾
100、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
101、现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。
102、打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？
103、再多的牛逼时光 也比不上一起**的岁月。
104、In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.
105、国外:思想和才能是王道，国内:关系和马屁可以横行。
106、Reading to cramps, Wensi Fang can be like diabetes insipidus.
107、no money no talk 没钱免谈
108、The sky is vast, you eat grass and I eat sugar.
109、车道山前必有路，有路我也刹不住。
110、中国人有两个特点：一是不爱说实话；二是不爱听实话。
111、做不成爱人，那么我们就做陌生人吧。
112、道理我都懂，可我就是想睡服你。
113、Finally understand, you can not let go of Russia, but she.
114、愚者坐以待毙，智者坐以待币。
逗比英语句子 精选35句
1、我没什么出息，就是想上你的床。
2、I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。
3、鬼是很怕死亡的，因为他们死后，就会变成人。
4、人生自古谁无死，早死晚死还不是一样要死！
5、后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。
6、Eating chicken is like a woman's aunt, once a month.
7、If this life is happy and s*****, who would like to be displaced.
8、成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9、闭上左眼，看到的是你那可爱的腼腆。
10、To acknowledge one's greatness is to acknowledge one's foolishness.
11、Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.
12、Life can not cook,all the materials are ready was the pot.
13、瑕疵多了，竟然也会觉得一个缺角也是完美。
14、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
15、一个人快乐，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。
16、no three no four 不三不四
17、Money is a boat、There is a way to make a shortcut、
18、No matter how big the world is, I just want to go around you.
19、Just like me, it's not a wish, it's an order.
20、Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.
21、生活不能像烹饪一样，所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。
22、I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!
23、想多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。
24、上联：活着没有意义，下联：自杀没有勇气，横批：白走一次。
25、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
26、学霸们差不多得了，别学的太脱离群众。
27、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。
28、每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。
29、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
30、我抽的不是烟，也不是孤独，而是二手烟！
31、My future son, tell me your father's direction.
32、The cow hit the high-voltage wire. It's a cow driving lightning.
33、聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。
34、你贱的有出息，骚的够洋气。
35、你现在是天真的二次方，又天真又二。
逗比英语句子 精选61句
1、我也想看轻自己，可我的体重不允许。
2、白天睡觉觉，晚上打闹闹，有事死翘翘。
3、低调不代表我没有光芒，善良不代表我就懦弱。
4、Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?
5、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
6、女人只分为两种：自己的和别人的。
7、Take fewer pictures, or you will feel inferior.
8、你的确是天使下凡，不过是脸先着地的。
9、工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。
10、Flowers of the motherland, open one I tread on.
11、上帝决定谁是你的亲戚。幸运的是，他给了你选择朋友的空间。
12、Instant noodles are really convenient, but they still need electricity to cook.
13、big one mother 大姨妈
14、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
15、爱一个人很难，放弃自己心爱的人更难。
16、只是因为在人群中多看了你一眼，我便瞎了眼。
17、不要总是对我忽冷忽热，那样的话我怕感冒。
18、Say good together to white head, but you ran to bake oil!
19、I'm schizophrenic. I'm fine with myself.
20、My softness and my sweetness are only visible to you.
21、虽然我不会做饭，但是我点得一手好外卖呀！
22、I usually take revenge on the spot、
23、毛爷爷说，不结婚的对象都是流氓。
24、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
25、What I want is always black hair、
26、I suggest you like me. I'll get back to you soon.
27、把你那自豪的刘海洗洗吧，都能甩出2斤油！
28、Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.
29、世界再大，我也只想围着你转。
30、自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。
31、爱你，就像，特步，非一般的感觉。
32、小隐隐于朦胧诗，大隐隐于肥皂剧。
33、As long as the money is in place, the head melon seeds are all dried up.
34、我身在江湖，江湖却没有关于我的传说。
35、生活的一半是倒霉的，另一半是如何处理倒霉的。
36、Sick as a dog 病重bai
37、Sleep in the daytime, play in the evening, and die.
38、毁灭友情的方式有很多，最彻底的一种是借钱。
39、为了当年你那句保重，这么多年我一直没瘦。
40、You are indeed an angel, but your face first touches the ground.
41、Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
42、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。
43、我的理想是，做一名人类灵魂的搓澡师。
44、I've practiced Qigong, which can kill people's popularity.
45、都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。
46、美女都长一个样，恐龙却各有各的丑。
47、你爱国，敬业，有骨气。
48、方便面的确很方便，但煮它还是要用电。
49、考试伤害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。
50、Germany is the onlywoman,I think I must be too mean.
51、树多了就有枯枝，人多了就有白痴。
52、I also want to look down on myself, but my weight is not allowed.
53、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
54、Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲
55、Do you think you are happy、
56、You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?
57、母牛撞上高压线，真是牛逼带闪电。
58、是风，无情的把我从女神吹成了女神经。
59、When twos company,threes the result!
60、快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。
61、早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫虫被鸟吃。
逗比英语句子 精选88句
1、For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.
2、Don't shake your head. It's all water.
3、听君一席话，省我十本书。
4、终于明白、你放不下的不是俄、而是她。
5、不宽恕众生，不原谅众生，是苦了你自己。
6、The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
7、我问电风扇我丑吗，它摇头摇了一晚上。
8、读书读到抽筋处，文思方能如尿崩。
9、我有能力泡妞，可惜我是个妞。
10、A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火
11、建议你喜欢我，我回**贼快。
12、The greatest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
13、The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
14、你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。
15、每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
16、Adamxxxs apple 喉结
17、The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.
18、大姨妈是吐血鬼，卫生巾是吸血鬼。
19、建议你喜欢我，我回消息贼快。
20、你这人特善良，特别是对不起人的时候。
21、累吗？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
22、说好一起到白头，你却跑去焗了油！
23、I'm fine. I'm fine. I just want to cut people off.
24、Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
25、One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.
26、Tired? Tired is right. Comfort is left to the dead.
27、蓝精灵对着阿凡达唱：长大后，我就成了你。
28、女人无才是德，我想我一定太缺德了。
29、First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.
30、自古多情空余恨，真是恨铁不成钢！
31、两个人的状态不稳定，三个人才是！
32、天苍苍野茫茫，你吃草我吃糖。
33、如果你不装逼，我们还是好朋友。
34、Fat people don't get into the bull's horn, they can't get through it.
35、服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动，但不妨碍你尽情观看。
36、The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.
37、I see money as dirt, and my dad sees me as a septic tank.
38、想谈恋爱了，快点阻止我。
39、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
40、Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.
41、只要钱到位，脑袋瓜子全干碎。
42、The bullies are almost ready. Don't be too divorced from the masses.
43、我们之间没有缘分，全靠我颜值死撑。
44、告诉倪一个小秘密，其实额系九尾狐。
45、句子大全此生若得幸福安稳，谁又愿颠沛流离。
46、生命为你提的字，谱成摇滚乐的诗。
47、待我日后嫁得良人，定谢你当年不娶之恩。
48、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
49、Love who who 爱谁谁。
50、I laughed at the sky with my knife and went to bed after laughing.
51、Wealth cannot be lewd, poverty cannot be removed, and power cannot be surrendered.
52、Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.
53、The most thorough one is to borrow money、
54、此生若得幸福安稳，谁又愿颠沛流离。
55、我未来的儿子，快告诉我你爹的方向。
56、Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！
57、They all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.
58、男人情史丰富叫浪漫，女人情史丰富叫风骚。
59、Tell Ni a little secret. In fact, it's a Nine-Tailed fox.
60、爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)
61、胖子就别钻牛角尖了，钻不进的。
62、I am in the river and lake, but there is no legend about me.
63、我练过气功，可以把人气死。
64、Do you still have to choose a date?
65、我的软我的甜，仅对你一人可见。
66、我不是个随便的人，但随便起来不是人。
67、Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
68、Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
69、我们说好不分离，要一直一直在一起。
70、大哥，降低脸上的分辨率好吗？
71、不要轻易说爱，许下的承诺就是欠下的债！
72、我很想知道：我喝醉了会喊出谁的名字。
73、母牛撞上高压线，真是**带闪电。
74、If I had not changed my appearance, you would have forgotten the time.
75、你有没有注意到讨厌你的人都很丑？
76、Walls have ears 隔墙有耳
77、年轻只有一次，不疯狂怎么和儿子说当年。
78、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
79、Love you, just like, special step, extraordinary feeling.
80、Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成
81、A piece of cake 小菜一碟
82、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物。
83、老师上课的质量，决定手机此月的流量。
84、Women are divided into **o kinds: their own and others.
85、不要在一棵树上吊死，在附近几棵树上多试试。
86、吃鸡就像女人的大姨妈一样，每月一次。
87、If you don't have that ability, don't say that others are too powerful.
88、小鸟虽小，可它玩的却是整个天空。
