结婚之前，身上不装个千儿八百的都不好意思出门。结婚之后，出门装个一两百都觉得很硬气！
Before getting married, I'm embarrassed to go out without pretending to be a child. After marriage, it's hard to go out and pretend to be one or two hundred!
晚上在星巴克喝了杯特浓咖啡，结果现在怎么都睡不着觉了，老贵了想想就心疼。
I had a cup of espresso at Starbucks in the evening, but now I can't sleep any more. It hurts me when I think about it.
换季的时候连猫和狗都知道换毛，我想买衣服有错吗？
When the season changes, even cats and dogs know how to change their hair. Is it wrong that I want to buy clothes?
不表白可以做朋友，做朋友可以借钱，借了钱再去表白，被拒绝变成了陌生人，那么就不用还钱了。
You can be a friend if you don't confess, and you can borrow money if you do. If you borrow money and then confess, you won't have to pay back if you are rejected and become a stranger.
憎恨别人就像为了逮住一只耗子，而不惜烧毁你自己的房子，但耗子不一定能逮到。
Hating others is like burning your own house in order to catch a mouse, but a mouse may not be caught.
从月初的一无所有，到月底的身无分文，勿忘初心，本月白忙。
From nothing at the beginning of the month, to penniless at the end of the month, don't forget the beginning of the heart, this month white busy.
最让我心痛的事，莫过于我的快递都坐过飞机了，而我却没坐过。
The most painful thing for me is that my express has been on a plane, but I haven't.
我就是我是颜色不一样的烟火，他就是他，是两块钱一捆儿的呲花。
I am. I am a firework of different colors. He is him. He is a flower of two yuan in a bundle.
众里寻她千百度，踏平脚下路，蓦然回首细环顾，大婶大娘无数。
They searched for her thousands of times and leveled the road under their feet. Suddenly they looked back and looked around. There were countless aunts and aunts.
女孩就是，亲人面前小清新，外人面前文静帝，熟人面前神经病，闺蜜面前女流氓。
Girls are little fresh in front of relatives, quiet emperor in front of outsiders, psychosis in front of acquaintances and hooligans in front of girlfriends.
